So McKinley is reviewing the Transformers video game for work. Apparently there is a "Golden Optimus" and "Golden Megatron" character. We have decided that the real reason behind the Cybertronian war is that Optimus and Megatron were once lovers, but Megatron cheated on Optimus with Starscream. And now, whenever they get within kissing distance of each other their armor turns gold and Stan Bush's "The Touch" starts playing in the background.

*drunk post*